I have to say this for Paramount, they sure know how to suck.

It all begins with their horrible trailers. It has become a joke to me and my friends. Time and time again, the worst trailers out there belong to Paramount. Could it be that, because Paramount's movies are mostly no good, they can do nothing but produce bad trailers? Crap in, crap out? ...

It was exactly two years ago to the day minus one that I sent out a review of the first Spider-Man. That movie was a great surprise to me, and was so much fun I had to be Taft-Hartleyed into the Fun-Havers Union. (It was expensive, but worth every penny, as I've been allowed to have more fun in the past two years than ever before in my entire life.) Well, I will keep you in suspense no longer: Spider-Man 2 is great. Really, honestly, it's great. It falls into that rare phylum of sequels that are better than the original. If the first one worked, this one works even better. ...

This is the first time ever I have written reviews in a coffee house. I got my 12" PowerBook a year and a half ago with the express purpose of using it in such places. I thought perhaps it would make it more pleasurable to write while not being cooped up either at work—an ethically poor place to write anyway—or at home. I also thought it would make me look cool and get me lots of chicks. ...